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28 Jun 2014

Check out sarkodie at the BET Pre_ Party

The most anticipated program for the musical year will be happening tomorrow at the Nokia arena. Los Angeles. Check out sarkodie pre party photos.

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10 things never to say to your Boyfriend

Seriously, women love lies. Like that thread telling us not to tell them they are fat. O please, you guys need to
take a chill pill. I remember starting a thread where I said a girl broke up with her boyfriend because he was
a liar. How? Instead of telling her 9:00pm, he will tell her 8:00pm is the time for movies so she would hurry up. Men aint that way, we are really good. We don’t take lies and I will be stating down 10 thingsyou should never say to us. Forget say we go bone, edey pain us inside our bones.

1) “My ex did the exact same thing!”
Na wetin?!! This is really bad. No guy wants to hear that he has any semblance with your god-damn ex. If he is exactly like your ex, you should have stuck to your ex na, moreover, it brings his self esteem down by a notch. Next time you see a deja vu, please keep it to yourself. Your boyfriend might bail out on you.

2) “Helen’s pregnant … Shhhh”
Women do this a lot. They take our listening attitude for gossip. You go ahead to tell your boyfriend about the
most intimate secret of your friend. My dear, you are not being sociable, you are being ameboable. Please, keep the issue of your friend being pregnant, having
gono-cacus, yeast infection etc, out of reach of our ears. If we spill the beans (which we don’t do anyway),your friend will be mad at you, not us.

3) “When we’re married/have kids…”
What are you thinking? The moment a girl starts telling me how she wants to have kids for me, I take up my
shoe, dust it and escape for my life. You should never mention this to your boyfriend. Even if the guy have all
it takes to make you happy forever, just keep that thought to yourself. Have you noticed this, for the married ladies. The day you told your husband you are
pregnant. What was his reaction? Shock abi? Well, men tend to dey little humans quickly before realizing they
are married to you.

4) “Do You Think She’s Pretty?”
This question is a double edged sword. If you ask me, well, I know I can’t win. If your boyfriend answers the
question with “yes”, you get jealous and takes him for a flirt. If he says “NO”, and she is clearly beautiful, you
call him a liar. And finally when he manages to convince you that he doesn’t find her attractive at all,
you go to bed thinking of his bad tastes about you. My dear, stop asking questions like that, you will only get
hurt by the answers.

5) “I’m fine” or “Never mind”
You know na, e no go complete without including this one. You are silent for the past one hour, snapped at the
chair after hitting your leg to it and then you answer “I’m fine.” This answer is really not right. Your boyfriend
begins to have an inner battle with himself, maybe he had done something or said something out of context
that you are not telling him. Well, the moment you thinkyou are okay, your passive-agression has subsided
could be the time his own is just starting. Watch it!!!

6) “I just let one go”
We know you use the bathroom for other things like shyte, fart et al but we still want to believe that you only go there to apply make-up, lipstick and to pee. Do
not come out telling us how strong your shyte is or how your fart nearly choked you. We might find it funny and
even laugh at it but you begin to lose your sexiness with us. Now we cannot blame the dog anymore, any smell we hear automatically points to you as the culprit.

7) “I’ll try anything once!”
You know na. That BJ and other fantasies. If you don’t/can’t do it, do not raise our hopes high. Haba angry
angry “Are you sure you’re okay?”
You know this situation. Your boyfriend is unusually quiet, you begin to bug him with “honey, are you okay?”
over and over again. You ask him this like 1 million times and each time his answers doesn’t satisfy you,
you still re-ask the same question. Let me sound this clear. We are humans, we have our bad day too, we
could be tired or not in the mood to talk. Please and please, allow us snap out of it. You don’t have to wait
for us to scream at you and tell you to stop disturbing us.

9) “I hate my thighs”
You are your own worst critic, please don’t recruit us. If we are not attracted to you in the first place, we would
never have approached you. Forget about some men chasing anything that wear skirt, they too have what
attracts them to those walking baboons. Men like women with self confidence and not the other way round so please, stop dissing your self in our presence.
It makes us notice the flaws which we did not see before. We could be put off you know.

10) “I hate your mom”
Okay, this sounds funny. If you don’t like your man’s friend, dog or
mother angry angry then be diplomatic. You don’t have to like everything in your man’s life but you really need
to trust his judgment. Sha, the day you say you hate my mother, that day you will learn what violence really
entails and uhm, your ghana-must-go finds its way outside my house. Men, shun violence sha.
Ladies, learn from this and stop telling us not to tell you the truth. If you are getting fat, I will tell you. If you are
getting leaner than usual, I will take you to a lab for test. Madams, men are truthful beings, truth hurts
sometime you know…..

Credit to infocentre

Installing two OS on one Computer

How To Install 2 Windows OS Running Independently on
Your PC Requirements
1. A pc with:
at least 2gb of ram More than 200gb of disk space Genuine Windows OS software ( vista, windows7 or
windows8)
2. Power on ur pc
3. Internet connection Procedure
PERTITIONING.
Step 1
Backup ur document to an external hdd
Step 2.
If u are on a windows u like eg vista or windows7 and u want to keep the original software on ur pc, do a FACTORY RESET of ur pc.
Step 3.
After the above, Click on the windows icon on the bottom left corner of ur screen And type CREATE OR
FORMAT DISK PARTITION.
Step 4
select the above from the list, a window will pop up showing ur hdd partitions and sizes
Step 5.
Select the one with the largest size. Right click and select SHRINK. Shrink to a desirable size that can you can install ur OS on. At least 80gb
Step 6.
Way the end of the step above, you would have a new UNALLOCATED PARTITION. Now right clock it and create new partition on it. When don you will notice the partition on ur computer showing the new partition. Note the size of the new volume you just created as it will be useful when installing the second OS.

INSTALLATION
Step 7.
Insert the cd/DVD/flash drive containing the OS u want to install. Note the the later version must be newer that the first installed OS as in the following Vista before windows 7 or windows 8 Windows7 before window8.
Step 8
Power off ur pc with the software plugged in ur pc and restart ur pc
Step 9
Configure ur boot order from system setup making sure
the part to ur OS software is given the priority over others.
Follow the installation instruction till u get to where u have the partition u wish to install ur new OS. Choose the one u just created and format it again. If u are confused about the actual one pls quit it and remove the OS software. Restart ur pc and check the right partition.
Step 10.
When u are sure of the right partition click the next icon and follow the instruction to the letter. Whe ur system
restarts please select the OS at the top on the boot sequence to finish ur installation.

Step 11
Whenever u restart ur pc, ur system will take u to d boot sequence then u can select the OS to use.
That is all you need to do to have 2 windows on ur pc.

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Other issues pls table here.
For you to be able to run 2 OS at the same time on us pc, you will need to setup a VIRTUAL MACHINE on us pc. Another topic for another day.

The Brain Teaser

This thread is for tricky and logical questions that requires thinking and deep reasoning; I'd appreciate
people that can take their time 'cos they are not just for fun. Here we go:
A lift is on the ground floor. There are 4 people in the lift including me. When the lift reaches 1st floor, 1 person gets out 3 people get in. The lift goes up to the
second floor, 2 people get out 6 people get in. It then goes up to the
next floor up, no-one gets out but 12 people get in.Halfway up to the next floor up the lift cable snaps, it crashes to the floor. Everyone dies in the lift. How did I survive?

Show genius you are.

24 Jun 2014

Add your name to right click Menu

You are welcome to my tips and tricks blog. This time, I want to share an interesting trick with you. This trick is
about how you can add your name to the right click application menu of your computer. I’m sure you understand what I mean. In essence, when you right
click on your computer desktop, you get some options like: VIEW, SORT BY, REFRESH, NEW and so on, with
this registry trick, you’ll be able to include your name in the list of the options. That sounds impossible and interesting, right? Let’s go there! Before taking you into
the details, I wanna assure you that I have tried this registry trick and it worked for me, but trying this on
your computer will be at your own risk. To add your name to the right click menu of your computer application menu, simply copy the following registry
code into notepad and save it with anything you like dot
reg. for example, I saved mine with ayz.reg before installed it. I hope you understand that? Now the code:
Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00 [HKEY_CLASSES_
ROOT\CLSID\{20D04FE0-3AEA-1069-
A2D8-08002B30309D}\shell\Registry Editor] @="Enter
your name here"
Now replace the ‘Enter your name here’ don’t delete the
double quotes. with your name and don’t forget to save the code with .reg extension like I said earlier. I’ll
suggest you save it on your desktop. Now that you've saved the code, double click on it on your desktop and
install it. Once installed, you’re done! Once you right click , your name will be included in the list of options.Now that you’ve known how to include your name inthe right click application menu, be generous by sharing it with others by using any of the sharing tools below.
In one of my future posts, I’ll show you how to include any application of your choice in the right click menu.
Till then...

How to unlock your Nokia Phone for Free.

We have in many times receive mobile phone from our relatives abroad,  and there has been a time we have had a hectic encounter trying to let our phone work with our home network. Today we are learning how to unlock some Nokia phones using this basic methods

This method deals with the serial or imei number of the phone.
while the phone is not yet locked, dial *#06# to get the imei or serial number of the phone. Write down the
15 digit imei number somewhere
Go to www.unlockitfree.com
When the page loads, select, free remote master code In the area provided for imei/serial number, insert the
serial/imei number of the phone.
Click on generate.
Once done, a number will be generated, that's the master code for the phone, copy and keep the number.
When ever that particular phone is locked with security code and you want to unlock it, even though you don't
know the phone's security code, just enter that number,
i.e. Master code and it'll be unlocked!
please note that This is for educational purpose only, do not misuse it on your friends' phone. your comments will be highly appreciated. Bookmark
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Sign That She Want you to make a Move

All guys know the stretch-and-put-your-arm-around- her move. Most of you have probably used this classic.
But did you know women have signature moves of their own? And did you know that, more often than not, you
probably miss them completely?
The Head Rest.
The casual head rest is a major sign we want to get closer to you. We are literally inviting you into our personal space by invading yours. We're not just
brushing something off your jumper -- we are placing our face near your face. In terms of all (non-sexual)
body parts in close proximity, the face is one of the most intimate -- you wouldn't want your face close to someone you didn't find attractive.

The Eyelash Bat
If you're noticing us holding your gaze for longer than normal -- and then looking down to the floor shyly --
know you've captured our interest. In a completely platonic encounter, maintaining eye contact shouldn't
prove a challenge because we're not threatened orembarrassed or self-conscious (unless we're incredibly
embarrassed or self-conscious normally).
But if wecan't maintain eye contact and seem nervous, it's
probably because we're really into you. Which makes usnervous.
The Thigh-On-Hand
The more intimate we feel towards you or think about you, the more likely we are to find reasons to touch you... pretty much everywhere we can.

Obviously the easiest spot to touch --and mostinnocent -- is near your penis. Just kidding! It'd be your shoulder or your upper arm. So if we're putting a
hand on your thigh (or anywhere near your junk), chances are it is very intentional and we are definitely
thinking about touching very close by. Now would certainly be the time to make a follow-up move.

The Getting Comfy
Any time we willingly cozy up next to you (read: find a reason to minimise the personal space between us) it
means we want to feel your body next to ours. Ask yourself: Would you do that with a woman you weren't
thinking about naked? No woman wants to feel a man's body next to theirs if they're not interested in a little
makeout sesh at a minimum.

The Something-In-My-Eye
This one is a bit less obvious but a move that's been used nonetheless. Picture it: You're dancing and laughing and suddenly she starts rubbing her eye. She
takes you aside and says, "I think I have something in my eye, can you see anything?" You're standing inches
away from her face. You're staring straight into her eyes. Suddenly you're thinking how close together
you're lips are and what it would be like to kiss her and you're into it before you even knew what happened.
That's one smooth move, my friend.

The Boob Graze
Read with caution: Not all women use their boobs as a flirting tool -- some of us have just been overly blessed
by nature, or maybe we couldn't be bothered to find our "good" bra that day so they're a bit less strapped down
than normal. End of story.

The Hand Brush

This is a move that's not too invasive and one that's easily ignored if not noticed -- which is what makes it such a great move. If a woman brushes her hand against yours once, it could be an
awkward mistake. Twice? No chance. If it is a mistake, chances are we will laugh awkwardly and actually bring
up in conversation the awkwardness that just happened.
But. If we meant to do it, we won't say anything until we get up the courage to try it again. So if her hand
brushes against yours (twice), grab her hand. That's what she wants.
The Tickle Trick
Tickling involves some heavy contact. You're not doing it right if you're not on the ground, on top of the person
you're tickling as they're writhing around in a fit below you. Given this, it's not exactly for two people who don't want a lot of physical contact (or the occasional
boob graze amidst all the action).
The Yawn-And-Lean
If you're moving towards the end of an evening and a woman is tired, she will yawn and say she's tired and
wants to go home. If a woman is tired and wants you to come with her home, she will give you some major
signals. One such
signal? If you're sitting near one another, and she yawns and leans her head or reaches out and rests her
hand on your shoulder or chest before she says she wants to go home, she is definitely telling you she
doesn't want to go home alone. Think about it: She's practically physically pulling you into her bed.
The Lean-And-Touch
Similar to the 'yawn-and-lean', this is probably one of the most-used major signals meaning we're into you
and want you to make a move. It's innocent enough to be taken as innocent flirting (in case you don't feel the same way back) and strong enough to be noticed.

Source: askmen.com

23 Jun 2014

Latest Qsat 15g and 23g updates

The most popular decoder for viewing dst* channels is blazing with another updates to enable viewers have a pleasant  and uninterrupted watch.

This software updates was released few days ago.  Gently  update it with a stable power and remember not to force stop the updates while running

http://www.sendspace.com/filegroup/HGZ0i40e9pLSM5Fx0IWTFA

Note...  Don't update your decoder when it's working properly.

22 Jun 2014

How to remove write protected from Pen disk

Drive restrictions is one of the most  annoying things in the USB world. Nothing comes painful than her you need your drive seriously and it becomes restricted. Here are some of  the easiest  ways to remove USB restrictions

1. Open Start Menu
2. Run, type regedit and press Enter, this will open the registry editor.
3. Navigate to the following path:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet
\Control\StorageDevicePolicies
4. Double click the key WriteProtect in the right pane and set the value to 0 In the Value Data Box and press OK button
5.Exit Registry

Bingo.

Method 2
There are a series of options in the Group Policy Object Editor that deal with read/write permissions on hard
drives and removable media. I basically changed their individual settings from “Not configured” to “Disabled”.
Start -> Run… -> gpedit.msc -> OK
Computer Configuration -> Administrative Templates ->
System -> Removable Storage Access
In here I disabled all of the “Deny read access/write access” options; you may only want to disable the ones
relating directly to the type of media that you want to access.
Here are the ones I changed:
Removable Disks: Deny execute access
Removable Disks: Deny read access
Removable Disks: Deny write access
Double-click each one and select the ‘ Disabled ‘ radio button.
Do the same as above, except the first step is “User Configuration” instead of “Computer Configuration“

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